You know you're home when..

  1. Someone wakes you up with tea or coffee or hot milk.. whatever you want.
  2. There's food in the refrigerator all the time.
  3. There is an electronic gadget for everything you need to get done.
  4. You have your own 'wheels' to travel by and don't need public transportation.
  5. The phone rings and beeps all day!
  6. You don't need to cook, or wash, or clean.
  7. Clothes are folded and ironed and arranged in the wardrobe by magic.
  8. You don't run out of cash.
  9. Someone kisses you goodnight.
10. It smells like home.